Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal
Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia
Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner
And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important
“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny