All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.
I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection
I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing
like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed
*accidentally showers for 5 hours*